I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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