I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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