And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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