Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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