I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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