doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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