Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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