im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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