If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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