some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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