Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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