WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Four minutes until I can fart!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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