one two three fourrrrnication!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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