I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
