are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize