In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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