Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Vodka?
Forever.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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