He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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