If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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