we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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