i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Randomize
