S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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