How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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