Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
How drunk are you?
Completed.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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