I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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