She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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