My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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