Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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