So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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