Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Also, beer. Big fan.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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