I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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