dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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