she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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