Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
