Got a toothbrush?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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