I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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