keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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