you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
