I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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