Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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