getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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