i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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