you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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