Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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