omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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