Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I touched a dick in church today
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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