We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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