Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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