I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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