Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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