One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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