How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Come share oat with me in your robe
True strength comes from lack of pants
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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