Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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